Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Once a cheater... always a cheater...

Once again I have a nightmare of Jeff cheating on me. Insecure much? Not really but my dreams really do know how to get the best of me.

So apparently he some how became friends with Adriana Lima, yes the Victoria Secret Supermodel, and they hang out a few times. I seemed to have been fine with them being friends but I was very surprised when he told me he was leaving me for her. Of course I didn't fight much because between me and her.... obviously I wouldn't win. And why her? No idea, we just watched a movie that had some scenes in Brazil so maybe that's why but I really couldn't tell. Haven't seen or read anything about her but she sure was there in my dreams waiting for Jeff to finish talking to me, and what was she wearing? Victoria Secret bra and thong of course!

Either way, in my dream I was asking him why he got me pregnant with twins if he was going to leave me. And what does the bastard say? Because he felt bad that he was leaving me and this way I wouldn't be alone because I'd have his kids. Full of himself, no?

10 comments:

  1. Oh my God, this is seriously funny! I'm so glad it was just a dream though. The Jeff in your dreams does seem to be full of himself... lol

    PS- I'm sure in his eyes Adriana Lima has nothing on you :)

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  2. I think you should stick to the "real life Jeff" the one in your dreams have a thing for breaking your heart. Then again at least he is thoughtful enough to leave you with some kind of company lol

    I wonder, was this a vivid dream? It just might be a sign you know, a lot of women have pregnancy dreams before they know for sure, and maybe just maybe its more than one! good luck!

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  3. Hahahaha what a horrible dream!!

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  4. Damn Jeff...if that was my dream I'd be bitch slapping you!!! LOL

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  5. Oh yeah Katie Jo??? Bring it on! Maybe you'll be lucky enough to have me love you and leave you as well! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!

    - Dream Jeff

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  6. bad dream but love dreaming about pregnancy!

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  7. I just LOLed almost the entire way through that post! At least he did leave ya some company! Did you wake up mad at him?
    Adriana has nothing on you! :-)

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  8. You are hilarious! Even while dreaming lol
    it makes sense that she would be wearing her work clothes, what else is there to wear when you are an underwear model?

    Gosh Jeff how nice of you to leave her alone and knocked up.... Shameless chronic dream cheater!

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  9. What is up with all the crazy dreams going on?

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  10. I've had similar dreams in the past about my hubbie only he is usually leaving me for his ex girlfriend. I hate those dreams. But I love the twins part ... maybe that one will come true.

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