You know that little thing you call Blackberry?
The expensive one. The one that lets you be online at all times. The one that all these corporate employees are addicted to? I need it.
Its for work. I swear.
Not to work but for me to take it to work with me. Why? Well because they are very inconsiderate at work and they don't allow us full Internet access. How is an Internet addict supposed to survive all those hours when you have restrictions? I'm sure you are going to say: "Well, by working Shanny" but honestly I don't like your answer. I want to be able to interact with my message board buddies and follow up with all your blogs, you do love comments don't you? I can't count the number of times I think of cool posts but by the time I get home I've forgotten them. It's quite irritating.
And its not like I wont concentrate at work. I only need it for when I'm on my lunch hour.... and the 15 breaks per day I plan on taking if I get one. That's all. You might wonder why I don't already have one if I'm an adult and clearly have an obsession with something I don't own. Well, that's because the husband says no. Boo! He is such a party pooper. So what if he pays for the cell plan? Or if he thinks I have no valid reason to have one? I will find a way to force him to agree that I need a Blackberry and hopefully surprise me with one. I know I can get it myself but I want the satisfaction of knowing he really does love me. I am after all going through tons of treatments to give him a child, I deserve a love token. I need to feel appreciated, ya know? (Yes, I'm trying to manipulate you Jeff lol)
But in all seriousness, I do need one, all professional bloggers do. Wouldn't you love one?