Saturday, September 12, 2009

Internal Dialogue

Based on this month's trial and the blood result.....

Me: Yo body!
Body: Sup?
Me: I have some great news for you!
Body: Shoot!
Me: This month you don't have to work too hard. I'll take drugs to hook you up and then I'll serve the boys to you in a silver platter.
Body: Hmmmm, no thanks.
Me: Why not? You don't have to do anything. Just sit and wait.
Body: What's in it for me?
Me: Umm, a baby.
Body: That's for you not me. I'm going to suffer for 9 months and it's a lot of hard work. I don't want to.
Me: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Body: No.
Me: Well for your info, I already did it. I bastered you like a turkey.
Body: I'm not a turkey!
Me: Yes, you are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
Body: You are tripping.
Me: Yeah, so?
Body: You lost your mind. I'm not doing anything for you.
Me: (screaming) You are giving me a baby this month! I'm putting my foot down!
Body: I have news for you.
Me: What?
Body: I already rejected it. In your face! I win. You suck. Loser!
Me: I hate you.
Body: I hate you more.
Me: Clearly.
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25 comments:

  1. MaggieSeptember 12, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    I'm so sorry Shanny ((hugs))

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  2. MVSeptember 12, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    This sucks! (((big hugs)))

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  3. CassieSeptember 12, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    That was really an "internal dialogue", cute! I'm sorry your iui failed. Good luck with your next cycle.

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  4. LisaSeptember 12, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    This really sucks, I wish we had the power to force our bodies to cooperate. I'm sorry you got bad news, hang in there girl. Soon you'll be a mom and all of this struggle will only make a better mom than most out there. Hugs.

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  5. SamanthaSeptember 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    I feel guilty for giggling throughout reading your whole post, you were funny though so I don't feel too bad for enjoying it. It sucks so much that you have yet to keep trying. I'm sorry :(

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  6. Busted TubeSeptember 12, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    I'm sorry it didn't work out, but your post is really funny!!

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  7. Kelsey @ Seattle Smith'sSeptember 12, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    You have a great sense of humor although this is probably so tough right now. I will be praying for you!

    On a side note in reply to your comment ... thank you! You're so sweet. Believe it or not I am a huge bargain shopper and am over the days of spending a fortune on clothes that will go out of style in a couple months!

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  8. JanineSeptember 12, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    That sucks! I'm so sorry Shanny. ((Hugs))

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  9. kateSeptember 12, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    Oh sweetie, that sucks! I hate your body right along with you this month. ((hugs))

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  10. Cupcakes with NicSeptember 12, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    Oh no -- I am sooooo sorry that it didn't work out. Thinking of you...

    :)

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  11. AngelaSeptember 12, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    What a funny sad post! I'm sorry sweetie, good luck next cycle!

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  12. Mrs.DiffSeptember 12, 2009 at 10:59 PM

    Im so sorry Shanny, I wish our bodies would cooperate better through this process.

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  13. The RiesbergsSeptember 13, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    I'm sorry Shanny!!!

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  14. JulietSeptember 13, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    I'm so mad for you, this is so upsetting. (((hugs)))

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  15. TinaSeptember 13, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    Stupid BFN! I'm very sorry, you are in my thoughts.

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  16. AshleySeptember 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    I'm sorry, this really does suck :(

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  17. CrystalSeptember 14, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    i'm so sorry.

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  18. sarahSeptember 14, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    I'm sorry it didn't work out.

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  19. MicheleSeptember 14, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Oh no, this does totally suck. When I was going through the treatments, I really felt like my body just hated all the meds, almost exactly like you've described. It was refusing to help me out. Hang in there.

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  20. Wes and DaniSeptember 14, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    Boo! :( I wish things could turn around for you! TTC is the most frustrating thing on the entire planet.

    Dani
    ttcconnections.blogspot.com

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  21. LlamaSeptember 15, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    Oh no! I am so so so sorry sweetie! Please hang in there, I know this can't be easy. Sending you many warm wishes xo

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  22. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    I love you baby. I'm crying as I read, yet you are so funny ("Shanny punny" as Zami would say. I am very proud oy you. Chins up! The battle is on against body. We will win, especially with so many nice people rooting for you. Love,Hugs and kisses to both you and Jeff.
    Mom

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  23. HillarySeptember 16, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    I have had so many times where all I could think was, "I hate my body!"

    I'm sorry :(

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  24. InfertileNaomiSeptember 16, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    Glad you still have your humor!

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  25. UnknownSeptember 16, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    I know the uterus battle can become a bit much at times, but hang in there. It'll all be worth it when it finally happens. Keeping you in my thoughts.

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