Based on this month's trial and the blood result.....
Me: Yo body!
Me: I have some great news for you!
Me: This month you don't have to work too hard. I'll take drugs to hook you up and then I'll serve the boys to you in a silver platter.
Body: Hmmmm, no thanks.
Me: Why not? You don't have to do anything. Just sit and wait.
Body: What's in it for me?
Me: Umm, a baby.
Body: That's for you not me. I'm going to suffer for 9 months and it's a lot of hard work. I don't want to.
Me: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Me: Well for your info, I already did it. I bastered you like a turkey.
Body: I'm not a turkey!
Me: Yes, you are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
Body: You are tripping.
Me: Yeah, so?
Body: You lost your mind. I'm not doing anything for you.
Me: (screaming) You are giving me a baby this month! I'm putting my foot down!
Body: I have news for you.
Body: I already rejected it. In your face! I win. You suck. Loser!
Me: I hate you.
Body: I hate you more.