Thursday, December 31, 2009

Good Bye '09... and I do mean Bye

All I'm going to say to you is: wam bam thank you ma'am!


You sucked. Seriously, you did.

You started off with a bang and followed up with some crap, you gave me a BFP but took it back right away. And if messing with me the whole year didn't make you happy enough, you are giving me some horrible last days...

Maybe its me. Maybe my body is just too darn sensitive but it doesn't matter cause I rather blame you '09. You hear me?



My BCP's, which the only thing consistent with me taking them is that its never on time (yes, still), made me sick. And when I got used to them I had to start with the doxycycline which made me feel worse. I keep throwing up like there is no tomorrow. Thankfully I'm OK after 2 or 3 hours of taking it...... until I have to take it again which is twice a day, I know, lucky me. The only positive thing I can find about it is that I'll be used to puking when I'm finally pregnant.


Then yesterday I experienced my water brake. Yes, you read that right. Sadly it had nothing to do with me giving birth but I guess its like a heads up (no pun intended). I had my water sonogram/HSG and mock transfer. Not getting into too much details but I'll tell you that after they inserted a lot of saline I had a lil issue. When I got up to get dressed a big gush of it came out and messed up the floor. Um, oops? And while I was horrified Jeff apparently thought I peed myself cause he gave me a dirty look and asked what the hell I was doing. As if it was on purpose, then again I had to pee badly thanks to the 3 bottles of water I drank for the procedure, guess I can't blame him.  And in case you were wondering, I cleaned everything up.


Also, I think you should know, the mock tranfer was good. My path is clear and my uterus perfect, apart fom the fact that it likes to kill. Anyway, 2010 is a new year for my uterus to redeem herself, so we'll see.


And to you awesome readers: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! =)

23 comments:

  1. Shanny.
    Have I told you recently how much I love you?
    Because I do.
    And this post. I love it too... because 2010 is going to be great, because I laughed hard at you wetting the floor, because your sense of humor keeps me smiling. You are going to have a great year love... I know it. I can feel it!!
    Have a Happy New Years Eve my friend... so happy that 2009 brought me YOU! (hehe corny I know, but I am totally serious!) xo

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  2. Cheers for 2010 friend! Sorry about the issue with the saline, but I'm glad things are clear now.

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  3. I couldn't help but laugh! : ) I hope 2010 is great of the both of us!

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  4. I have a feeling 2010 is going to bring you MUCH happiness. Happy New Year, Shanny! Can't wait to see what the next 12 months have in store for you :)

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  5. 2010 is totally going to be your year. I can just tell!!! Happy New Year, friend!

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  6. Happy new year Shanny!
    Sorry you are feeling sick BUT its worth it :)

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  7. Good bye and good riddance 2009! Hello 2010! Its your year Shanny. Heck, I'm sure its your decade! Hope you start the year feeling refreshed and excited and full of hope. Happy New Year!

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  8. Thank goodness you cleaned up after yourself, imagine the nurse face if you hadn't lol
    Hope 2010 is your year!

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  9. Haha Shanny, funny as always! I guess I'm glad you have the heads up now :)
    Yay for a new and improved uterus version 2010!
    Happy new year to you and Jeff.

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  10. Well good bye 2009! I hope it keeps your puking with it along with all the heartahes!
    You had me cracking up as usual lol I know 2010 is your year Shanny, ill be praying for that at least :)

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  11. Yeahhh let's kick 2009 in the ass and have a wonderful 2010 Shanny! Sorry about the saline incident, well not too sorry because it made me laugh :)
    Feel better soon!

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  12. Wam bam thank you ma'am lol
    Only you girl, only you! Have a blessed 2010!

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  13. Suuuure it was the saline! Sure! Its ok Shanny we won't judge you, too much, if you couldn't help but pee yourself haha
    Happy new year =)

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  14. Yah! Glad the mock transfer went well (except for the saline issue lol). I have a feeling this is the year (and cycle) for your sticky BFP.

    Have a Happy New Year!

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  15. Happy new year lady. Here's to 2010 being your year!!

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  16. Glad the MT went well! Yea for clear parts! :) I am a bit jealous that your saline waited until you got up. Mine just poured ALL OVER the floor and I had to wait in the stirrups so I wouldn't slip on the floor! hahaha! Yep, we have to continue laughing so we don't lose our minds crying. :)

    Wishing you everything in 2010!

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  17. I hope this is your year for your baby! I was so ready to say bye to 2009 as well! Happy new year.:)

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  18. Happy New Year ... and my 2010 bring you everything your heart desires!

    Winks & Smiles,
    Wifey

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  19. Wishing you so many wonderful things in 2010.

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  20. In case you didn't read my response to your comments, "may we both get knocked up in 2010!" Happy New Year.

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  21. Happy New Year. I'm glad to hear the mock transfer went well. This is very exciting! Wishing you the best!

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  22. Oh sweetie... you are something wonderful. THis is a new year with new things to come...you are so brave and so inspiring. thank you for all that you are!

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