Thursday, December 10, 2009

You want to do what to my boobs?

A sonogram? But why? I can assure you that neither one of them is pregnant.

Oh to be naive....

I had my breast sonogram done yesterday. Don't panic, they are fine. Or they should be at least. My girls needed to be checked out as a precaution because of my fertility treatments this far and before I can move on to IVF.....if I move on to IVF.

It was kind of nice to be undressed from the waist up this time instead of the waist down. A very nice change indeed. But in a way I feel like I was cheating on the ultrasound machine. We go way back but never upwards, so it was strange.

And you'll never guess who did my sono! Esme Cullen! Ok, so it wasn't really her. She is a vampire not an ultrasound technician, duh. But I kept staring at her so I'm sure she thought I was weird. Then again I'm sure I'm not the only Twilight fan to stare her down. She'll get over it, she did after all have her way with my girls so I had the right to be weird, no?

21 comments:

  1. Wow Shanny I'm jealous! I want a vampire to do my sono too! I don't care that its not a real one, but Esme? So cool!
    Glad your waist down had a break :)

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  2. I've never heard of breast sonogram before, LMAO at them not being pregnant!
    Trust me I would be staring her down too, I love Twilight!

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  3. I've never heard of a breat sonogram either. What is it suppose to show/not show??

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  4. You couldn't have been so sure they weren't pregnant, unless you had them take home pregnancy tests lol

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  5. Ashley-
    I guess its supposed to show if I developed any lumps/growths from fertility meds. They can't start any more treatments, especially extensive ones, without getting clearance from my boobs :D

    Angela-
    I thought about making my girls take pg tests but realized that my body, no part of my body, knows how to get pregnant. Luckily I realized this on time or I would have wasted 2 HPTs, and turns out I was right! Good thing I went though cus I met a vampire :)

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  6. ok I have to ask, why did they need to check your boobs before they can do IVF? I met with a fertility doctor last week about IVF and nothing was said about my boobs. I'm not sure if I'm feeling relieved or left out : )

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  7. Too funny about the technician. Glad everything's ok!

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  8. You met Esme and didn't even get a picture? I guess maybe you weirded her out too much to ask lol

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  9. Breast sonogram? Wow
    And from Esme Cullen, my mother-in-law? You are a real adventurer! Can you ask her if she knows an Edward look alike too? Oh, yay for getting a break from the dildo cam!

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  10. I'm sure the ultrasound machine didn't feel betrayed, its good to switch things up in a relationship every so often :)

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  11. This is the first time I hear of a breast sonogram, I guess it makes sense. Hope the results are good. Being a Twilight fan myself I would have been staring too lol

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  12. Haha! Funny, but hope all is going well!

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  13. EEEK, the things you have to do. Worth it in the end though right? : )

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  14. No way I would let a vampire touch my breasts ;)

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  15. Shanny, you sure are getting a lot of action these days now aren't you ;) Geez!!
    You kill me... and make me laugh... and want to cry all at once! Am I scaring you yet?! bwahahaha

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  16. Needing a sonogram before possibly starting IVF - $$$

    Having Esme Cullen perform the task at hand - priceless.

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  17. What a funny post, I love it. Im glad everything is ok!

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  18. LOL! You are so funny, but glad all is going well!

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  19. I suppose if you have to get felt up, having Esme do it isn't that horrible... I'm sorry you have to go through all this... thinking of you!

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  20. First, let me say I'm glad nothing is wrong. Now...outside of the heartache I know you've faced, you have a wonderful sense of humor. I crack up when I read your blog. You are sarcastic in the same way my DH is-a funny sarcastic. I know the purpose of your blog is not to make me laugh, but I thank you anyway :)

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  21. I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.

    Lucy

    http://maternitymotherhood.net

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