- I have NO privacy. Ever. I have 2 sets of eyes following me around wherever I go and I just hope they are not judging me.
- Right now I'm making a fool of the legal system. They have no idea that I have 2 minors working, that they are driving themselves to & from work AND that they don't even use car seats. We are living dangerously!
- Being angry, sad and frustrated definitely makes for a better writer. Why is it tough to come up with inspiration when everything is nice and dandy? (Except for when you wanna puke your guts out, but I'm NOT about to complain about that)
- I still cringe when I see needles. Now that its over, I cannot for the life of me believe that I injected myself for over a month a few times a day with those nasty little things. The memory has been deleted, no joke.
- Umm, I'm going to need a LOT of diapers. Nothing amusing about this one, just stating a fact. There is going to be lots of poo in my house so I better start collecting diapers from now.... well that and air fresheners...
- After the babies are born, I can use them as my weights to get back in shape. And as I get stronger they get heavier, sweet! Nature's perfect arm curls =)
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Things I've realized
I don't know what these are going to do for you but I amuse myself with them. These are some things that I've realized while lazying my behind in bed:
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LOL love this! Way to fool the legal system :)
ReplyDeleteNature's perfect weights for arm curls haha too funny! By the way, good idea on starting to stack up on diapers and air fresheners!
ReplyDeleteI love your sense of humor!! FUNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteNo privacy! LMAO
ReplyDeleteThem driving and working already shows how responsible and mature they are, helping their momma out!
You are too funny girl, glad you are looking into the future and planning on using them for your workouts hahaha
ReplyDeleteOh and don't worry, if they are judging you they won't remember anything when they are born lol
Hilarious! I would totally delete the injections memories also, ouch!
ReplyDeleteHahah, too funny!! And I totally plan to delete all these injections I'm about to give myself out of my brain once its over! Glad to hear its easy enough to do!!
ReplyDeleteOMG Shanny this IS amusing! Can't stop laughing at your house full of poo when they are here =)
ReplyDeleteYou WILL need lots of diapers. I've heard that you need about 80 a week...for one kid! That's insane. Just insane. You do the math on the number of changes that is...
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you come up with these crazy thoughts lol its true though, no privacy and working and driving kids, love it!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see those arms nice and toned from your cute babies weights! Too funny :D
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Privacy - gone. Sleep - gone. Poop - get ready for lots!
ReplyDeleteWinks & Smiles,
Wifey
SHanny, you have such a wonderful sense of humor. I am just elated for you and your precious babes!
ReplyDeleteThis was a GREAT post and it is all so true and let me tell you I know get so excited if I get two minutes of privacy in the bathroom before my kids come looking for me :)
ReplyDeleteSince I have twins I will say there will be A LOT of diapers and poo but it is ALL worth it :)
As for the shots....hated those and here I am over 2 years from when we last did shots and I still have a not in my bum....but I also have 3 kids okay it was worth it and it will be worth it for you!!! Keeping hanging in there!!