Boobies! Before, During, and After..

I have them and I would like to talk about them, kay?

Throughout this whole pregnancy the only thing that I had was an itchy nipple, that's it, and it only lasted 1 1/2 weeks. Right now, they are just pitch black dark. 2 weeks ago I happened to wear a white bra and a white top to work and when I got there, of course I went straight to pee cause you can't escape that, and I noticed that they were still showing through the shirt, no kidding. I actually had to cover it up with toilet paper to avoid much male attention.... and to being fired...

Nothing else has happened to my boobs to make them uncomfortable. I mean NOTHING. They don't hurt and even in early pregnancy I had no soreness whatsoever. They haven't even changed in size, up until now I've been wearing my regular bras. Last week I had to buy some new ones just one size bigger because I 'm a girl and shopping is always a cool thing and any excuse will work. That and they are starting to feel heavier... but nothing else. I can still wear whatever bra my hear desires. But the heaviness brings me to something else....

Breastfeeding.

I plan to do this. To both of them. At the same time.
And I'm guessing things are happening in that department as of now because otherwise I cannot explain their sudden non-painful heaviness. I'm only praying that I can keep up the breastfeeding/pumping with no major issues. I'm already going to have a lot of diaper expenses so if I can feed them for free most of the time with very nutritious stuff, I want to do that.

Luckily and non-luckily for me I have just the perfect brain tumor to help me achieve my breastfeeding goal. While my tumor stays tiny and controlled its considered benign, though its still scary to know its in there. But since it is in there, it better do exactly what one of it's side effects happens to be: produce breast milk. It is a prolactin tumor... "lacting" as in lactating... as in I have prolactinoma which I dare say is kinda perfect for me breastfeeding twins. I wont go as far as saying its a blessing in disguise but it will be coming in very handy, wont it?

To tell you the truth I'll be very pissed if I don't make enough milk. I mean if the prolactinoma can make me produce milk whether or not I'm pregnant (I was on meds to control it before I got pregnant so I never did), it better hook me up when I need it the most! And if it can continue to help my boobies not feel pain during the whole process I might just take back all the mean things I ever said about it. I'll even go as far as to say: "Nice prolactinoma, nice"... just umm... stay tiny...