Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Ewwww.....Only in New York!

First I'm going to let you know that I'm feeling better, but no thanks to what I just witnessed.... I'm back to being sick to my stomach...

Let me set this up:
I'm at work, its around 2pm, I sit next to huge window and my view includes the subway. I can see people going and coming all the time, but never this...

An elder man comes out with his back to me, thank God, and proceeds to give himself a handjob. A freaking handjob! In the daytime! On a public street! And did I or my co-worker stop watching? NO. We were staring with our jaws to the floor, wondering if what we were seeing was really happening. Ummm, it was. Thankfully it didn't last long.

Here is my thing, if I kept thinking "ewww, disgusting!" Why didn't I turn my head away? Please tell me I'm not really a bad person.... would you have looked? Keep in mind, I didn't have a frontal view so I'm not that sick in the head..... right?

::hanging head in shame::

16 comments:

  1. What tha???? I can't believe that I happened. GROSS! I guess that we Arkansas people (Arkansans lol) are sheltered or something!!!

    But besides that--glad you are feeling better. :)

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  2. I'm glad you were feeling better before witnessing a public display of pornography :-)

    I don't know if I would've looked away or watched in horror either, so I won't judge you. I'll just pass it off like a car accident, where they say that you don't want to look but you just can't help it... I hope.

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  3. Oh My! I don't know what it is about seeing something disgusting and being unable to turn away, I get that and totally don't judge you for looking.

    I have had a (not so) similar experience. I teach special education...at a middle school. I had a student who could barely hold a pencil, but who had no trouble "taking care of business." I had this student my first year of teaching...he broke me in pretty good, lol.

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  4. OMG Shanny this is nasty and funny. I can't believe it! Some people have no shame, maybe it was a do or die situation? LoL
    Oh and I think I wouldn't have been able to turn aways either!

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  5. What a pervert!
    Its like Rachel said, human nature to see something disgusting and not turn away, I know I would have watched too!

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  6. Holy crap, that's crazy! And yes, I would have looked too lol

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  7. No! Tell me you are lying! Dirty old man!

    I'm glad you are feeling better at least:)

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  8. Hilarious and disgusting!

    Yay for feeling better!

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  9. I've heard of NY and its subway's perverts but never of one in a public street, crazy!
    I wouldn't have turned away either, I don't have the will power haha

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  10. EWWW! Dirty old man. *shivers* I now need a shower.

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  11. Okay, now that is just wrong...i mean find an alley or a bathroom stall buddy...geez!!! Yuck yuck yuck! Hahah!

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  12. O.M.G! GROSS!!
    I would probably have kept looking...it's one of those things that you don't wanna look at but you still can't turn away!

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  13. Ha ha! It's like a fart that you can't help but sniff! I would totally be watching too. Mostly out of shock, awe and DISGUST!
    :)

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  14. That's awesome! And I totally would've looked too :)

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  15. What what what?? Isn't that illegal? I mean aside from the fact that REALLLLY? A handjob in the subway? But indecent exposure.
    Oh Shanny... now I am going to go and throw up. So freaking nasty.
    People kill me.

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  16. I saw that once too...in a club. GROSS.

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