Mother Fv#@%$ F$%^ Th*$ $h**^!!!!

Yes, I'm cursing. Kinda.... Lady-like style... I think...
Why? WHY?????
Because I earned my right to, that's why.

I am miserable.
I am sick. Not pregnancy sick, but siiiiiick. Which combined with pregnancy is worse cause I can't really take anything so I'm sicker than sick. Ok, I think I'm done with the drama now. A few days ago it started out as allergies and it turned into a nasty vicious cold with sore throat and aches and pains anywhere and everywhere. Ok, I'm still adding a little drama flare but I give myself permission to do so. The aches are mainly in my head, arms and shoulders,.... like I said everywhere. I'm stuffy, sneezing like a mad woman, and my voice is a nightmare. And that's it for complaining, thanks for reading that crap.

As of last night I gave in and started taking Tylenol cold which to my surprise has made a difference. Before that I was just gargling warm water with salt and taking lemon juice shots, I had to make myself believe it was tequila shots and let me tell you it works, I even felt tipsy after. Or the regular dizziness/nausea that goes with being sick, whatever, my brain can't think for itself so tipsy it is.

Unfortunately, those remedies did nothing for the pain and didn't help much with congestion so Tylenol its all on you baby, don't do me wrong! If you hook me up, I promise to call my babies by a special nickname in your honor at least once: Tyley and Noley. You likey? Ok, so help me!