Thursday, May 20, 2010

Mother Fv#@%$ F$%^ Th*$ $h**^!!!!

Yes, I'm cursing. Kinda.... Lady-like style... I think...
Why? WHY?????
Because I earned my right to, that's why.

I am miserable.
I am sick. Not pregnancy sick, but siiiiiick. Which combined with pregnancy is worse cause I can't really take anything so I'm sicker than sick. Ok, I think I'm done with the drama now. A few days ago it started out as allergies and it turned into a nasty vicious cold with sore throat and aches and pains anywhere and everywhere. Ok, I'm still adding a little drama flare but I give myself permission to do so. The aches are mainly in my head, arms and shoulders,.... like I said everywhere. I'm stuffy, sneezing like a mad woman, and my voice is a nightmare. And that's it for complaining, thanks for reading that crap.

As of last night I gave in and started taking Tylenol cold which to my surprise has made a difference. Before that I was just gargling warm water with salt and taking lemon juice shots, I had to make myself believe it was tequila shots and let me tell you it works, I even felt tipsy after. Or the regular dizziness/nausea that goes with being sick, whatever, my brain can't think for itself so tipsy it is.

Unfortunately, those remedies did nothing for the pain and didn't help much with congestion so Tylenol its all on you baby, don't do me wrong! If you hook me up, I promise to call my babies by a special nickname in your honor at least once: Tyley and Noley. You likey? Ok, so help me!

15 comments:

  1. Ahhh Shanny, I'm sorry you are feeling sick, I hope the tylenol helps you. The nicknames are cute so if I was tylenol I would work my best for them to get my names :)

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  2. Awww! I hope you feel better soon!!!! And I agree with Juliet! Tylenol better step up and be all that you can be (in the army! lol. sorry!)

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  3. Its f$&c*< # up that you are sick!
    I hope you feel better soon Shanny, Tyley and Noley need mom to have lots of energy, come tylenol those are cool honor names so work for it!

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  4. I'm sorry you are sicker than sick but I'm glad to see your sense of humor is still going strong :)

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  5. It sucks to be sick but to be sick when pregnant really blows, I'm hoping the tylenol helps you ASAP!

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  6. I hope you feel better soon!!

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  7. Aww I am so sorry you aren't feeling well! Yuck! And wow, very creative nicknames. What does Jeff think of those? :)

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  8. Feel better lady love!!!!
    *hugs*

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  9. I'm so sorry your sickie!! Take care of yourself and get better soon!

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  10. I was about to sit and blog saying I'm starting to feel similar.. spooky! It stinks don't it? I'm going to get on EBay and get me some of this Tylenol stuff shipped over that I hear you lovely people describe so often. Sound like it kicks some ass.
    I hope you feel better soon.
    From once sickie to another xx

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  11. I hope you get well soon, being pregnant & sick SUCKS!

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  12. Sorry you're sick! You sound almost as cranky as me--except I have no babies and I am not sick! haha--I'm just hateful by nature apparently! Hope you get to feeling better!

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  13. I feel so bad for you, pregnant and sick has to be the worst! I hope for a speedy recovery for you!! (My advise, just a little shot, no littler than a shot, just a little taste of nyquil before bed, and you'll sleep like your babies in the womb!)

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  14. I'm so sorry you're sick Shanny! I hope the tylenol works. Try and relax this weekend and make Jeff cater to you ;) feel better soon!

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