Thursday, June 17, 2010

I had a date with my ex-lover

After Jeff left for work yesterday, I hurried up to go meet up with DC.

It was really nice to catch up and to get intimate once again, you know, for old times sake. It really only lasted about 30 seconds but it was wonderful.

DC a.k.a. Dildo Cam and I had an ongoing affair for quite some time. You may or may not remember reading about it, all I know is I felt like he was seeing other women so I cut him out of my life completely... until yesterday. And let me tell you, it was the best encounter yet!

Before we became, ahem, intimate, I did get a chance to have a normal over the tummy ultrasound. The tech (Heather) showed me the babies and I can tell by their expressions that they were quite happy to see mommy. How do I know? Well because those 2 fresh kids of mine did what they always do: showed me their little "thingys" first! As soon as they are born, I'm going to have to teach them to stop flashing people. Wicked little twins!

Now back to the good stuff, she also checked my cervix from the tummy ultrasound, which was the main reason for my appointment, and was happy with it. But its mandatory to do a vaginal ultrasound at this point in pregnancy to see what's up with the cervix. Before the dildo cam made his entrance, she was telling me that my cervix was "Gorgeous", that in all her years she never saw such a long cervix and that it was "absolutely stunning". Why thank you, I'm pretty proud myself :)

She then left to get a doctor while I undressed to better flash them (I learned from my kids), and when they returned she showed the doctor my cervix and he said "wow, that's a great cervix!" she in turn responded "its impressive, isn't it?", and they smiled at each other while I blushed. Less than 30 seconds I tell ya and good bye dildo cam.

By the way, a long cervix means that there is a GREAT chance of pre-term labor NOT happening, which is wonderful for a twin pregnancy. On the other hand, a long cervix also means a greater chance of having to have a C-section (for single or multiple pregnancy), which just upped my already high chances of that happening. I guess we will see.... as long as they are born healthy, I'll take whatever comes my way....... And then I'll put some clothes on them so they can cut back on the flashing =)

18 comments:

  1. OMG: I haven't had time to ready your blog in so long ... Look at those cuties. How exciting.

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  2. Yay for a great looking cervix!! So how was good ole DC? He still seeing many women? Glad to hear all is going so well!

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  3. Hilarious!
    At first I was like WHAT????? LoL
    I'm glad your appointment went well, congrats to your stunning cervix and your fresh kids!

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  4. That's so great Shanny! Yay for a long cervix, I hope that whatever way you give birth, that you recover fast!

    Those cuties love flashing to make sure you get the right gifts for them :)

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  5. LOL
    Not that I want to be involved in gossip, but I did hear that your DC has been seeing a ton of other women. I'm glad he made it up by giving you such great news! A gorgeous cervix is wonderful!

    Yay for seeing the babies again, well their thingys anyway :D

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  6. Yay for a long cervix and less chance of pre-term labor! My little boy has the same problem with flashing the goods,I'm hoping his extensive wardrobe cuts that out lol.

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  7. Haha Shanny I'm glad your date with DC went so well! Yay for an impressive cervix!

    Awww let the kids be fresh and do their flashing now that they don't have you covering them lol

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  8. Yay cervix! That's so wonderful to hear them say!
    I never thought I would say this to another woman but I want your cervix lol

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  9. That lover of your gets around, I've seen him! I'm so happy you got such good news on your cervix, being a twin pregnancy and hearing that must be a huge relief. I'm glad you saw your wicked twins too :)

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  10. You are so funny girl, the title almost gave me a heart attack but with a cervix so stunning you are allowed to mess with us haha
    Oh, it sounds to me that you are the one teaching your adorable twins how to be fresh and flash their stuff, how many times did you have to do it for your dates with DC?????? :D

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  11. Awesome post!
    Awesome kids!
    Awesome cervix!

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  12. Exactly - all that matters is nice and cooked babies as well as healthy little bubs once they have entered the building!!
    I have had three sections so when the time comes I am sure I can give you all sorts of fun advice :)

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  13. Haha glad you have a good looking cervix. :) And yes you will need to put some clothes on those twins!! :)

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  14. Bahaha!!! Great to hear everything is going good!!! :D

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  15. I hope your cervix continues to be awesome!! I had a nice cooperative cervix too, still experienced preterm labor. Ended up with c-section after pushing for almost 2 hrs though. I hope your babes and lady business cooperate better than mine!!

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  16. I had a date with DC again after a looong hiatus on Friday. Cervix check too - all looked well thankfully. So glad to hears your's is "gorgeous". LOL

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  17. Work it for that DC girl as long it's giving you a good reputation with the doc. :) I've been MIA for a few months, but it's good to be back and seeing how well you're doing. I've tried to at least check in on your progress now and then. I hope that those babies revolt against you and get naked at the most awkward times just to embarrass you for showing us all their parts before they got here! haha

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  18. Shanny, email me please, I want to ask you something!

    ann_erb@hotmail.com

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