...then "hear" this with that tune:
~~Happy Birthday to me! Happy Turkey to me!
Happy Turkey Birthday, Gobble, Gobble to Meeeeeee!~~
Today everyone in the US is going to celebrate my turkey birthday and get fat right by my side. So thank you. I'm thankful I wont be the only one stuffing my face. If everyone is doing it... and everyone gains the same couple of pounds then there is no harm. Woot, woot!
Today I'm thankful for... Well, I'm just thankful. I don't have needs for reasons, I just am.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving everyone!