Thursday, October 22, 2009

You know what's sexy?

A girl on Clomid. Why? well.... lemme see.... And this is just my own experience in all of my 4 months on it: A girl on Clomid is sexy because....
  1. The hot flashes just make you want to rip your clothes off. No matter where you are.
  2. It makes you look like you are constantly blushing. The blood rising to your face is oh so glowy!
  3. The sweat dripping down your back, again... no matter where you are, gives you the clingy clothes look. Perfect while at work. Just perfect.
  4. The bitchiness attitude is pure confidence from a woman who knows what she wants. (rip her clothes off)
  5. The emotional tantrums crying moments are adorable and make people want to cuddle you. Just don't get too close....
  6. And then we have the awesome ovaries! Constantly reminding you that they are being stimulated, painfully and bloatingly stimulated, giving you such hope that you forget all of the above and smile your sweaty bitchy red face off with everyone. Because you just know that its working.
So  yeah, Clomid girls are sexy because who doesn't like a sweaty happy girl? By the way, feel free to replace the word "sexy" with "crazy", it's equally fitting.
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15 comments:

  1. JulietOctober 22, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    Crazy? Sexy? Same thing! Have to love all the side effects, you are right it does mean that the med is working lol

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  2. CassieOctober 22, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    Oh I can't imagine all the hot flashes and sweatiness, eek!

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  3. TinaOctober 22, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    Men do like confident women, even when they know it's bitchiness, especially when all they want to do is rip their clothes off hahaha

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  4. LlamaOctober 22, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    Your gorgeous, your amazing, your doing this for you and your hubby its all worth it. xo

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  5. HillaryOctober 22, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    Ugh, sorry the clomid is not treating you well! It will all be worth it though, hang in there...

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  6. Cupcakes with NicOctober 23, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    You poor thing -- but you're right, the end result will totally be worth it.

    I seriously think you are fabulous!

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  7. AOctober 23, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    Ugh, sorry you're having those s/e from clomid!! I hope they subside soon :)

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  8. AmberDenaeOctober 23, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    Haha, you're hilarious. Those side effects sound brutal. I hope you don't have to put up with this craziness much longer. Hang in there, my dear! Abrazos y besitos!

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  9. UnknownOctober 23, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Best of luck! Keeping you in my thoughts :)

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  10. MicheleOctober 23, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    All so very true. Yikes. I'd forgotten about all those fringe beneftis of Clomid.

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  11. Busted TubeOctober 24, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    How does the song go? Crazy, sexy, cool? Sounds like a good theme for Clomid :-)

    I hope this is your lucky cycle!

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  12. KelliOctober 24, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    When I was on clomid I would sit up in bed in a panic because I saw a million spiders coming towards me. Crazy? Yes.

    Hope it is all worth it for you!

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  13. Trish.October 25, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    Thanks for sharing! Now I know what I can look forward too! :)

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  14. BonBon Rose Girls KristinOctober 25, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    Hopefully it's doing its job and torturing you for a purpose! Hang in there. : )

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  15. Martinis or Diaper Genies?October 26, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    oh my. this is a whole new world of funny.

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