Just like any normal person, I have my share of rational and irrational fears. Sadly, most of mine tend to fall on the irrational end of things. I thought I would share them with you....just so that you can feel better about yourself, I'm nice like that =)
And here they are:
*Not winning the lottery. Ever. (The millionaire kind of lotto, of course)
*Spiders. They are simply out to get me. I know it.
*Blood. Even though I'm obsessed with the whole vampire thing.
*Going broke before we can pay for a lab made mini me.
*Or mini Jeff. (Awwww)
*2012... didn't you hear? The world is supposed to end, eek!
*I'm also scared of myself. I wouldn't mess with me if I were you. I'm very intimidating. (Don't laugh, its disrespectful)
*Going bald. I don't think it would be a good look for me.
*Or losing my teeth. Braces were expensive... and it would definitely be bad for my look. I need all the help I can get.
*Lizards, the new show "V" creeps me out! I can't stop watching it.
*Breaking my spanking new Droid. Or any Droid for that matter.
*Ummm, LAZIK surgery...
*And most definitely my uterus. Its a killing machine!
LOL...I loved this post. :) Hahaha...
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!
ReplyDeleteI think I have some irrational fears too... what's up with that?!
I'm scared of you now, haha
ReplyDeleteI went to check out your spider phobia post and OMG it was the funniest thing!
Love this!
ReplyDeleteI'm freaked about about 2012, thanks for reminding me- insert sarcastic tone here- and about going bald too!
Well we definitely don't want anything to happen to any droid, it's almost as bad as the 2012 end of the world fear :)
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you for a good laugh! I'm so crazy about the vampires too but just as scared about the blood part of it. And your uterus is probably ready to stop the killing, I'll pray for that at the very least!
ReplyDeleteHaha love this post! Now I actually do feel better about myself, thanks Shanny! Although I will admit I fear never winning the lotto too, I hate working!
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm loving V, it's a very interesting show but why are they lizards? Eeuw
ReplyDeleteYour uterus is a killing machine? LMAO Shanny!
ReplyDeleteYou are just too funny girl!
ReplyDeleteI don't like blood but am obsessed with vamps too. Must be a chick thing.
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh! I'm afraid of most of these things too!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I'm afraid that people look in our windows at night if we have the shades up. Of course it is completely unfounded- as my sister wisely commented, "You're not that important!" HA!
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a cute post and don't even get me started on spiders :(
ReplyDeleteHaha hilarious! I have a recurring dream where all my teeth fall out. So horrifying!
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