Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Lovey Dovey Jeffrey

He is a sweetie pie that Jeffrey of mine. I don't normally call him Jeffrey by the way but it rhymed with 'Lovey Dovey' so I had to do it!
 
He is very VERY excited. And he has a very BIG mouth. I don't trust him not to say anything to anyone. I think all of his coworkers know about IVF, that we are pregnant and that we have an appointment on Thursday to see how many are brewing. I told him he wasn't allowed to tell anyone the answer to that because we need that to be our thing until we know everything is fine. But if he can spill his guts that his wife is pregnant to the clerk at a local bagel store just because he was asked "what's going on?" I know I can't trust him. I'm thinking of sneaking out to the clinic and not tell him anything. And just because it would be mean I won't do it, but I want to.
 
I wouldn't have forgiven him if he wasn't the only other person who has the right to say anything. The problem with him is that he didn't ask me, the primary person, first. Any smart man that loves his life would have asked first, lucky for him I'm not in a murderous mood... yet....just don't do it again sweetheart. In the mean time that I'm allowing you to live, I want to thank you for:
  1. Hugging me and cuddling a lot lately. Even if its because I'm carrying your big headed child.
  2. Not being a jealous jerk about my relationship with the dildo cam.
  3. Always, always holding my hand in the car. I love it.
  4. Spoiling me. Pregnant or not.
  5. Surviving my love. I'm sorry I'm such a clumsy person around you but you bring out the stupid in me. I really don't mean to step on your feet or smack you in the face or poke your eyes when going to hug you, or whatever else I do. They are innocent tokens of love, I swear!
  6. Most especially I want to thank you for keeping your mouth shut from now on or I WILL mean it the next time I hurt you, just saying....  I love you <3

23 comments:

  1. OMG Shanny this shit was funny!
    Jeff, the bagle clerk? I think I like you so please keep quiet before your wife hurts you on purpose :)

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  2. LMAO at lovey dovey bringing out the stupid in you! Hilarious

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  3. Awwww I think its cute he holds your hand in the car when driving and that he makes you clumsy :)
    I do have to ask a question, is that how you keep him blinded by love? By poking him in the eye? Haha

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  4. haha Oh Shanny... your love is wonderful!! :)
    And hey, you and I have something in common - (I mean aside from being a little koo-koo crazy!) I am constantly poking, hitting, stepping on S... I don't know how he puts up with me ;)

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  5. Constantly thinking of you and Jeff and the baby(ies)!!!! Hope all goes well on Thursday!!!

    :)

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  6. aww he is excited Shanny don't be too upset with him, its adorable :)
    AND he let's you show him painful tokens of love!

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  7. Guys don't get it! DH still spills also when I beg him not to say things. You are good person not to sneak out on him on Thursday, I'm so mean I might have done it lol

    I do have to say that you guys are cute. Shanny let him live even if he pisses you off, Jeff keep those lips sealed! Good luck at the appt.

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  8. Aww too sweet. :) can't wait to hear how your appointment Thursday goes!

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  9. Lol, this was funny! I hope he keeps his mouth shut for your babies sake...they need a daddy!

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  10. Hilarious!
    I'm not sure what's funnier, Jeff telling a bagel clerk, you carrying his big headed child, you poking his eyes or him bringing out the stupid in you? Lol I loved this post, except for the part where you are not sharing with us if its more than one cooking but that's because I'm selfish and nosy and those beta numbers and very early BFPs have me excited :D

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  11. Hahaha at both of you!

    Shanny- I wouldn't figure you to be clumsy but I guess that's Jeff's fault. I'm only glad you haven't murdered him yet.

    Jeff- What's going on buddy? I'm curious the sort of info I can get out of you with this question lol

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  12. LOL Samantha!!! The information I can tell you depends on if you're going to feed me or not :)

    I really am too excited...but I figure if the bagel man who has NEVERRRRRR asks me "How's it goin'?" before, it must be from the heart and I can't lie to someone who genuinely wants to know. Plus, that human angle to ensure I don't get jipped on the amount of cream cheese on my bagel...it's his way of saying "Congrats!" LOL

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  13. Awe...I think it's adorable that he can't keep his mouth shut.....that said, if he was my husband, I'd threaten to kick his a** too! Anyhow, I'm new to your site and so far, it's great. Best of luck!

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  14. You two are so funny! I hope he values his life enough to keep the news a secret. :)

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  15. awww, that is too cute!! I'm so excited for your appt tomorrow, can't wait to hear how it goes!!

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  16. ahhh...you guys are really cute! So happy that things are going well for you so far! Hope the next ultrasound is awesome and Jeff keeps his mouth shut!!!
    :)LTB

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  17. It's difficult to keep exciting news to oneself. Don't be too hard on him : )

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  18. Awwwwwwww, he's so cute. YAY for those cookin' babies!

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  19. Hi Shanny,

    Just wanted you to know I'm thinking about you and praying for you today. I know you will have a wonderful ultrasound and I can't wait to hear how many precious babies you have in there!

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  20. Anonymous sure had alot to say about that....

    It's cute how excited he is, but I know how important it is to try to keep things under wraps for the time being. In those first 3 months, I would constantly tell people I didn't know - like store clerks - because it made the whole thing real. It was the people I did know that we kept it a secret from. But, you both have to do what makes you comfortable. I'm so happy for you both. Keeping you in my thoughts!

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